Reviews The Dark Tower (2017)
My wife and I went to see this movie last night. This is probably the only review I’ve done in the past 30 years and that’s because I believe this was “UNFAIRLY REVIEWED BY CRITICS”, so I’m hoping you’ll give this movie a shot after reading what I have to say.
I almost didn’t go because the movie review in USA Today newspaper only gave it one star. Some of the user reviews here didn’t seem very enthusiastic about the movie either. I’m 67, retired, and a King fan (I’ve red The Dark Tower books). My wife is 70, retired and not a King fan (she hasn’t read any of the Dark Tower books).
Just to provide some additional perspective some of the movies we’ve seen so far this year and how we rated (in chronological order) The Founder 5, A Dog’s Purpose 5, John Wick Chapter 2 5, Logan 6, Kong; Skull Island 7, Beauty and the Beast 7, Power Rangers 5, The Fate of the Furious 8, Guardians of the Galaxy 2nd Vol 8, Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Wonder Woman 9, The Mummy 5, Spider Man 6, War for the Planet of the Apes 8, and The Dark Tower 8.
I was worried standing in line to see the movie so when the previous show got out I started asking people (must have been close to 20) if the liked the show. (Would have asked more except my wife was feeling a little embarrassed.) Everyone said a hearty “Yes” except for one couple who shook their heads and said, “It wasn’t like the books” and gave it a thumbs down. After that I was encouraged and looked forward to seeing the movie. I figured most of the critics were slamming it because it didn’t follow the books closely. Frankly, from what I’ve seen, King books have always had a tough time being translated to the big screen.
Although this movie didn’t follow the books “right on” the main gist of the plot and characters were there so I wasn’t disappointed. Contrary to what some other critical and user reviews have said, the plot was cohesive, well thought out, and had similarities to the book. The acting was very well done all around, the action was excellent and was not jittery or blurry. It’s easy to connect to the characters and the emotional points of the plot.
I started with a list of movies we’ve seen and how we rated so you can compare how similar, or not, your ratings were to put in perspective how likely you’d be to enjoy this movie. I wonder if critics and some users go to movies for reasons different from ours. We just want to see fun, entertaining, well acted movies that have been filmed and directed by good professionals. The ONLY ding we could give this movie was that it wasn’t done in a manner similar to “Lord of the Rings” where it’s carried out over 3 films with greater detail and depth. That might have been better, but maybe not. Regardless, I wish critics would at least rate movies like this with 2 stars as long as they’re fun, well done and entertaining. There’s no way this was a one-star film.
Unless you really need the movie to follow all the outline and plot of the books, I’m extremely confident you’ll enjoy this movie. It’s well worth going to the show to see. You’ll like it!